Tiger Cubs, 7th grade, Mystery Men... and other events of my life for which I've expressed regret

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At this point, you've probably either continued surfing the web, as my site has gotten boring, or you are an incredibly hot girl that wants to go out with me... in which case, I have prepared a shortish, mostly standard, and only slightly accurate description about myself. :)

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My given name is Christopher, however throughout my 24 years on this earth, I have been known to some as Chris, Chrispy, Chrispy Critter, Brownie, Brownie Scout, Kissyfer, Chris T., CB, Se Be, and most recently, Crazy. I stand a very impressive 5'4" (pause for laughter), and weigh a meager 144 lbs. (my goal is 140)
I grew up in the quaint town of Zionsville, Indiana.  Must have been no more than 4 or 5,000 people back in those days. 
 
The days of my youth were mostly spent exploring the acreage of Starkey Park that was located behind my house.  I have no formal education other than what I learned from the squirrels and the oak trees that protected me during those tumultuous years.  Sometimes me and the mischievous bunch I ran around with would scare Old Farmer Ben's cattle, and he done have to come after us with his ole shot gun.  One day he got Billy good, and we got to dress up in our suits the next day to say good bye.  Thats all I remember about that.
 
In actuality, I went to Eagle Elementary school and Pleasant View until 3rd grade, at which point I moved to Japan with my family for 3 years.  We returned in 1994 and I finished out my pre-college years in the Zionsville school system.  After graduating in 2000, I attended Wesleyan University, which is not to be confused with Indiana Wesleyan, Illinois Wesleyan, Ohio Wesleyan, Pennsylvania Wesleyan, Wesleyan College, or Wellesly.  The difference is that Wesleyan Univ. is in the "little Ivy" group of liberal arts schools, and the others are probably lame. 
 
Graduated in 2004 with a degree in American Studies and Film Studies.  I'm currently putting all that education to good use working at an insurance agency.  While it sounds as glamorous as an insurance job can, we're currently doing business with some New England area casinos, so I spend as much time as I can engaging in various immoral activities. 
 
The future outlook is a Fall '07 start date for business school, and eventually to do marketing/publicity for films.  If you can make it happen, give me a call.

My hobbies include playing my Bach Stradivarius No. 43 model trumpet, driving and pretending like I know how to work on my 1967 Mustang Convertible, lifting, running, swimming, not eating food thats bad for you, listening to Big Wreck, DMB, Chris Whitley, indie rock, and watching lots and lots of movies and accumulating the DVDs of as many as I can. 

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My 1967 Ford Mustang

For more information, visit the page dedicated to my Mustang, and learn how you, yes you, can have a financial role in the preservation of this beautiful piece of machinery.