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Who's There?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I finally updated my friggin home page?

Hello everyone, and welcome to my underground lair. This is where I conduct my experiments with thousands of women, whom I've only known for a day or so, so it would be immoral to engage in any type of..... no wait, nevermind. Anyway, this is my page, my computer, and my idea and none of you can do anything about it, so ha. I realize that things on this home page may offend so people, and I apologize, but DEAL WITH IT. I'm sorry, but due to extremely offensive content, the Christmas poem cannot be viewed from this home page. This is a matter of national security, and its beyond my control. We can't have to many of those sick BJ's running around like chickens with their heads cut off. This page is dedicated to absolutely nothing. I'm not in any cross country/track cult, nor am I in the harem. < This page is no better than any previous of mine, but I don't really give a crap cuz I'm only updating this cuz everyones throwing hissy-fits about how old this is, and I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE.

Name: Brown, Chris

Occupation: Dairy Queen; expert in martial arts and all that chinese crap. Extremely dangerous with waffle cone or rubber spatula, beware

Age: 16, and I have a car, AND YOU DONT

Attitude: I just don't give a crap about nottin

Weight: approximatly 1/4 of Deidra's thigh

Height: from the sole to the ankle of big Rob

Hobbies: slammin da harem, BJ, CC runners, Deidra, Tammy+Zip, Sue, Mary, Debbie etc

If you're bored, you might want to think about going to one of these places, preferably Snow's page